An open letter to the colour black:

We’ve been told for years and years that you’re slimming, but none of us have lost a single pound.

Kindly explain  yourself.

With anticipation of a favourable reply,

The women

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you get what you pay for

Bought a cheap, Aussie knock-off hair conditioner and hated it ...

so decided to use it as shaving cream instead ...

and had to laugh, when I noticed that it's called "Down Under Naturals"

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picking date outfits ...

Was taking to a guy-friend this morning and mentioned to him that I have a date on Saturday:

Him: What'cha gonna wear?

Me: I don't know yet.

Him: Wear something  hot.

Me: I haven't decided. Well, I know what nail polish.

Him: So you have decided then.

Me: Huh?

Him: Just nail polish. That's a good outfit.

Me: I don`t think that sends the right message, dork.

Him: Screams "keeper" to me!

Me: You know how women say they dress for other women, not for men?

Him: Yeah. I've heard that. I don't get it.

Me: Conversations like this are why.

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eye vey ...

MeMe remarked, while making her breakfast this morning,

"I don't know why there's eye gel in the fridge"

Because mommy's a hot mess, honey.  That's why.

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