The Rapture outfit

I'm thinking slutty with lots of sparkles.

And waterproof mascara. I'm guessing things might get a little emotional.

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If my enormous nail polish collection is any indicator,

I'm not marriage material ...

unless you can easily remove a husband with acetone, that is.

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If I did a video ...

on the look I rocked most this week, I would have to call it

“Hair up/Tore up: An impromptutorial.”

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Glitter lip gloss

I have realized lately that I hate lipgloss with glitter in it. 

HATE.

No matter how small the particles are.

It annoys me. It hurts when I rub my lips together.  I can’t handle it.

I am a delicate flower; Think “Princess and the Pea”.

Even if there are 8 mattresses between a sharp, spikey, sparkly particle and my lips,
I completely lose my shit.

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found a bottle of WakeUps ...

in the cupboard this morning.

According to Garnier, caffeine is anti-puff, so I’m going to throw 140 thousand of these suckers in the bathtub and see what happens.

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