Weird beauty math: Nail polish

Average size of a bottle of nail polish: 0.5 fl oz

1 U.S. gallon = 128 fluid ounces

Which would mean you could get 256 bottles of nail polish out of a gallon of product.

At (let's say) an average of $10 per nail polish, that's the price equivalent of a

$2,560 can of paint.

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If TLC channel's new show "Surprise Homecoming" ...

isn't sponsored by the Garnier anti-puff eye-roller, it should be.

I'll take 6!

*sob

The Rapture outfit

I'm thinking slutty with lots of sparkles.

And waterproof mascara. I'm guessing things might get a little emotional.

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If my enormous nail polish collection is any indicator,

I'm not marriage material ...

unless you can easily remove a husband with acetone, that is.

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If I did a video ...

on the look I rocked most this week, I would have to call it

“Hair up/Tore up: An impromptutorial.”

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Glitter lip gloss

I have realized lately that I hate lipgloss with glitter in it. 

HATE.

No matter how small the particles are.

It annoys me. It hurts when I rub my lips together.  I can’t handle it.

I am a delicate flower; Think “Princess and the Pea”.

Even if there are 8 mattresses between a sharp, spikey, sparkly particle and my lips,
I completely lose my shit.

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found a bottle of WakeUps ...

in the cupboard this morning.

According to Garnier, caffeine is anti-puff, so I’m going to throw 140 thousand of these suckers in the bathtub and see what happens.

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